Showing posts with label Funny Side of Lotto. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Side of Lotto. Show all posts

Monday, June 11, 2012

The Unbelievable Pacquiao Bradley Boxing As Analyzed By My Lotto Outlet Customers

Pacquiao Bradley Boxing pic courtesy of Yahoo.com





As with any Boxing Match with our very own Manny Pacquiao, there were very few customers yesterday morning as most Lotto bettors (at least for the Male Species) decided to watch the :Live Boxing via Pay Per View Telecast or stay at home to watch on their own TV sets the Mucho Delayed Telecast of the much-advertised Pacquiao Bradley Boxing Match (wherein every minute of actual Boxing Time was followed by a GALACTIC HOUR OF TV AD COMMERCIALS).

Of course notwithstanding the millions of pairs of eyes who watched the Fight and thought Pacquiao won, the 2 Judges with 2 pairs of eyes between them decided otherwise and made Timothy Bradley the winner.  What it means is that you can win about 8 Rounds of a 12 Round boxing match and STILL LOSE!!!

Now back to Lotto.  Towards the late afternoon when most Filipinos got over their Loss (as in Loss in their Pacquiao bets), they decided to pay a visit to my Lotto outlet to bet.  Here is some of the Boxing Analysis  as brought forth by my Much Beloved Lotto customers:

1.  "You could win all the rounds and still lose to the judging."  (Of course, nobody made mention of the controversial boxing match of Pacquiao and Morales (?) wherein the Mexicanos were enraged on how come PacMan was declared the MUCHO WINNER.)

2.  "It was the work of the Mafia."

3.  "You could hug your opponent (Bradley  hugs, that is) all night and still win the boxing fight."

4.  "Pacquiao had to lose to make sure there will be a rematch.  Another MONEY-MAKING gimmick."

5.  "Pacquiao had to lose otherwise had he won, Boxing would die as there would be no one to fight Pacquiao anymore."

6.  "Pacquiao lost because while Bradley was already sweating from his warmup, Pacquiao was watching the Miami Heat- Boston Celtics NBA game."

7.  "The judges were fair.  Pacquiao is not his former strong self.  His last Knockout was in 2009(?)."  (The only lotto bettor to side with the judges.)

8.  Jessica Sanchez had to sing the National Anthem of the US of A (and not our National Anthem) because:

        "  Had she sang the Philippine Anthem, the father of Jessica who happens to be a Mexican would get 
          angry and the Mexicanos were already angry about the controversial win of Pacquiao last time he 
          fought a Mexican. "    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  In the interest of marital bliss as Jessica's
          mom is a Filipina, let the American Idol Runnerup sing the National Anthem of the US of A.


And so, that sums up my view of the Pacquiao Bradley boxing match straight from my Lotto outlet (and not from MGM Plaza, Las Vegas).  Good day.










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By the way, I am conducting a One-on-One Consultation on How to Setup and Operate Your Own Lotto Outlet. Topics include How to Evaluate a Site for Lotto, The Proper Way to Apply with the PCSO, Actual Operations, How to Prevent Fraud, How to Compete Against Other Lotto Outlets and many more. Please allot at least 2 hours for each session. My fee is only P2,000 per person (Group discount available). Just text me your full name and "Lotto Setup" to 0922-8831225 or call 514-2905 for details.

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Sunday, October 2, 2011

The Ballpen Problem of a Lotto Agent


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The best ballpen? (courtesy of BIC ballpen)
Obviously, the lowly ballpen is the most important tool to be found in any lotto outlet and yet it is also the source of frustration and headache at our lotto outlet.

1.  During the months of April to June, we would lose a number of our ballpens as it is Enrolment and School Opening time;

2.  If we put high-quality ballpens like Pilot or Bic, it will surely disappear the minute I place them in the lotto outlet.

3.  Previously,  we used to just tie the ballpen to our lotto kiosk sides itself using a heavy duty string that is attached to the end of the ballpen using packaging tape.

4.  Unfortunately, smart people will get the pen cartridge inside the ballpen and leave the plastic body shell behind.  Now, we almost literally cover the whole length of the ballpen in packaging tape.
No way we use BIC Ballpen in Lotto Outlet (courtesy of sfstation.com.hk)

5.  And, to top it all, our lotto customers do not want to wait for a ballpen to be freed by another user.  They want a ballpen immediately!!!!


For those interested in going into the Lotto Outlet business, I offer a One-on-One Consultation on How to Set-up and Operate Your Own Lotto Outlet. Topics will include Site Selection, The Proper Way to Apply with the PCSO, How Much to Set-up a Lotto Outlet, Actual Operations, How to Attract Lotto Players, Hiring The Right Lotto Operator and How to Protect Your Business from Fraud and many many more. I will share with you my Actual Experiences as a Lotto Agent. My fee is only P2,000 per head.


If you are interested in availing of my Lotto Consultation, you may text me at 0922-8831225 for details. See ya guys.



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